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I spent just over two years begging. I did one year of heavy complaining. Now I've shaken every present underneath the tree and this one feels just about right to me. The first year I thought, perhaps you didn't hear me and then last year you told me you didn't have the money. But this year I can see it in your brown eyes, Honey, how you wrapped it kinda crazy and you think you're pretty funny. And in two more days, when all of my doubt goes away, I'll start talking to you again.


from The Thought Counts, released December 8, 2012


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Angry Moofah and the Joints Portland, Oregon

Portland's purveyors of Christmas Revenge Rock pull no punches when it comes to holiday breakups, gaudy decorations, unwanted gifts or musicians who dare to cover "White Christmas."

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