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It's getting harder to stay sane and hear the greatest hits of Christmas again. The same old sound. The same old holiday. I can't feel it. And there's a box under the stairs filled with the records that I put down last year. Dig the bones of Christmas past? I can't do it. 'Cause if I hear one more person sing 'White Christmas'.... So this year that's how Christmas sounds. With nothing dug up, nothing dragged out, nothing brought down. We'll make last round the last stand of the twenty songs that no one cares if we hear again. 'Cause if I hear one more person sing 'White Christmas'...


from The Thought Counts, released December 8, 2012


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Angry Moofah and the Joints Portland, Oregon

Portland's purveyors of Christmas Revenge Rock pull no punches when it comes to holiday breakups, gaudy decorations, unwanted gifts or musicians who dare to cover "White Christmas."

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